I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep
when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit
I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me
Nathan’s penis size appreciation
If you don’t think she’s the cutest puppy in the world, you’re wrong.
SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE TAKING A STAND AGAINST SAM PEPPER
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS